1 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:08,174 Previously on Clean Slate... 2 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:10,635 Be present, curious, and non-judgemental. 3 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:12,053 I got this. 4 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:14,139 Child, we gonna have us a food strike. 5 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:16,850 Lamb chops? When the injustice stops. 6 00:00:16,851 --> 00:00:18,810 - That's right. - Give it back, Jethro Sanchez. 7 00:00:18,811 --> 00:00:20,812 - What are you gonna do, old man? - I'll bust you up. 8 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:22,272 Oh, big man! 9 00:00:22,273 --> 00:00:24,399 My number? 10 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,026 I've done my time with troubled men. 11 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,792 Ella, what's on your face? 12 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,712 Dang pen must be leaking. 13 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:49,091 Well, it's 6:59 and the line is already around the corner. 14 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:52,093 All right, ladies. And gent. 15 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:53,929 Are we ready? 16 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:59,727 Okay, then. Let's vote. 17 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:19,037 Aww, I can't believe it. Little Miss New Job, 18 00:01:19,038 --> 00:01:20,789 getting her Nepo Baby on. 19 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:22,165 Don't you dare call this a job. 20 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:24,584 I am simply helping out my dad and his employees 21 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,669 as they perform their civic duties. 22 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,713 Plus, Dad said I can keep any tips. 23 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,382 Well, you're doing a great not-job. 24 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,760 I'm driving voters all day. 25 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:36,054 The last thing I need is to hear them complain about the van. 26 00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:39,224 Oh, sweetie, you know they're gonna find something to complain about. 27 00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:40,975 Huh! No, they won't. 28 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:43,978 Because I have prepared for every possibility. 29 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:47,690 Bam! I got tissues, mouthwash, Depends... 30 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:48,650 and flares. 31 00:01:48,651 --> 00:01:50,819 You're prepared for everything from incontinence 32 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:52,153 to a zombie apocalypse. 33 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:53,363 You got that right. 34 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:56,115 Okay, your Souls to the Polls is ready to roll, Louis. 35 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,035 I'm about to give these old ladies the best poll ride of their lives. 36 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,995 - Oh. - Wait. That came out wrong. 37 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:04,249 Louis, however you want to encourage people to vote, it's your business. 38 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:06,543 Just remember-- consume plenty of fluids. 39 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:07,711 Mm-hmm. 40 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:09,420 Thank you. 41 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:10,381 Have fun. 42 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:13,132 - You voting? - Already did. 43 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,552 Mailed my absentee ballot in to New York City. 44 00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:17,178 How about you? You voting? 45 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:19,097 Can't. Convicted felon. 46 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:21,266 But I can still root for my candidates from the sidelines. 47 00:02:21,267 --> 00:02:22,559 You have candidates? 48 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,060 Oh, come on. You know who I'd vote for. 49 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:25,645 No, actually. 50 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,772 Come to think of it, I don't know anything about you 51 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:30,650 other than the fact that one day your daughter is going to be President. 52 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,318 True. 53 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,153 You know, come to think of it, 54 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,447 I don't know anything truly personal about you, either. 55 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:38,366 What do you say we rectify that 56 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:41,744 with a little game I like to call "Truth or Dare"? 57 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:45,623 Um, doesn't everybody call it "Truth or Dare"? 58 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:49,044 Well, yeah. But the way I framed it, it's more alluring. 59 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:54,007 This place could use a little... allure. 60 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:57,969 What a beautiful day to vote! 61 00:02:57,970 --> 00:03:01,389 - Isn't that Harry Slate? - I thought he was dead! 62 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:05,143 Tameka, finally found a job, huh? 63 00:03:05,144 --> 00:03:08,897 Good morning, everybody. All right, this is Election Day. 64 00:03:08,898 --> 00:03:11,566 The most sacred day in the secular calendar 65 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:13,943 aside from Halle Berry's birthday. 66 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:15,945 And I get to spend it with my people. 67 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:18,239 How y'all doin'? Good morning, good morning. 68 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,575 And you know what... 69 00:03:20,618 --> 00:03:22,660 You know, the last I checked, 70 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:26,080 today is November 7th, not January 6th. 71 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:28,708 Yeah, well, I'm not a traitor. I'm a Libertarian. 72 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,544 - Whatever. - Same old Harry. 73 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:37,425 What you doing? In this community, elders go first. 74 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:40,219 Yeah, well, I don't ascribe to rules 75 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,221 that infringe on my personal freedom. 76 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,016 What you need to do is ascribe your fringes into another neighborhood. 77 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:46,100 That's what you need to do. 78 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:48,645 - I'll ascribe fringes wherever I want. - I'll ascribe your mama's fringes. 79 00:03:48,646 --> 00:03:51,314 Why are you two standing there like that? Get in the line! 80 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:53,274 Okay, people, listen up! 81 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:56,194 No soliciting. No vending. 82 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:58,529 No electioneering or political advertising 83 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:02,200 within earshot or eyeshot of this line. 84 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:04,744 No handing out food or water. 85 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:08,373 No handing out gum-- chewing or bubble. 86 00:04:08,374 --> 00:04:09,374 No entertainment. 87 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:14,504 And no handing gum to entertainers-- chewing or bubble. 88 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:16,130 That's the only reason I came down here-- 89 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:17,966 to hand out bubble gum to entertainers. 90 00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:20,009 Ella, two machines are already down. 91 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,887 Oh. Come on, girl. Come on. 92 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:23,847 Hmpf. 93 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,265 No, sir. Not today. 94 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,935 I ain't letting this waka-flocka Libertarian get in front of me. 95 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,937 Ain't gonna happen today. Uh-uh. 96 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:33,857 This waka-flocka just made you a man cave. 97 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:57,715 Ah! 98 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,888 Mmm. 99 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:07,975 Ugh. Gross. 100 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,727 Truth or dare? 101 00:05:10,728 --> 00:05:11,686 Definitely truth. 102 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:13,896 Ugh, more truth. You're such a girl. 103 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,481 Guilty as charged. 104 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,609 Okay. Truth, truth, truth... 105 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,361 All right. 106 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,030 Isn't fine art a total scam? 107 00:05:22,031 --> 00:05:25,825 You mean a total scam I've literally built my entire life around? 108 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,202 All right, let me rephrase it. 109 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:31,873 You could drop a paint can on a canvas-- wouldn't be worth anything. 110 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:36,086 Put Jackson Pollock's name on it, all of a sudden, it's worth $5 million. 111 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:38,379 Seems like a bunch of smoke and mirrors to me. 112 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,381 Abstract Expressionists all over the world 113 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:42,175 thank you for your in-depth analysis. 114 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:43,426 Come on. 115 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:47,346 Okay, yes, sometimes there's smoke and mirrors, but... 116 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,475 remember the kids in Opal's art class? 117 00:05:50,476 --> 00:05:53,561 Oh, when they were showing their drawings, they just... 118 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,229 they were glowing. 119 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:59,192 They were able to access parts of themselves that... 120 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:03,989 that are too joyful or painful or complicated for words. 121 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:08,242 Art is a-- is a window to the soul. 122 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,954 And that is definitely not smoke and mirrors. 123 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,247 I stand corrected. 124 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:15,958 Okay, your turn-- truth or dare? 125 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,377 - I choose truth. - Oh, so you're choosing for me now? 126 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:21,465 Mm-hmm. When you were locked up... 127 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:25,552 did you ever drink toilet wine? 128 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:28,721 Desperate times call for desperate measures. 129 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,848 Oh, I knew it! I knew it! 130 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:32,184 Ugh! 131 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,144 Okay... 132 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:36,604 What did it taste like? 133 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:40,358 A little like this. Just with hints of urine and regret. 134 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:45,321 Thank you for joining the Louis Limousine. 135 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:48,699 To ensure a pleasant ride, please refrain from shouting, 136 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,993 fighting, or throwing objects. 137 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:54,497 Some folks get on and suddenly turn into teenagers heading to church camp. 138 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:57,543 Seventy going on 17. Ain't that right? 139 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:03,923 Once you get inside, check in alphabetically. 140 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,551 If you don't know the alphabet, check in with yourself. 141 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:08,010 We just ran out of stickers. 142 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,095 What?! 143 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:12,056 The "I Voted" sticker is the lifeblood of the election process. 144 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:14,058 Not to mention, a selfie opp is why 145 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:16,310 half these people are in line in the first place. 146 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,813 Pretend I'm handing you stickers. 147 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:19,856 What? Really? 148 00:07:19,857 --> 00:07:21,858 Here are hundreds of stickers. 149 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:25,445 And plenty more where those came from. A real Sticker Bonanza. 150 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,782 Marcy didn't get a break, and now her blood sugar is low. 151 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:33,620 Tell her to grab a Swedish fish out of my purse pocket and hang tough. 152 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:36,497 Are you "in charge"? 153 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:37,957 Indeed I am. 154 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,168 You can go ahead and retire those air quotes. 155 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:42,879 I'm here to protect the election and prevent interference. 156 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,797 I'm a citizen watcher. 157 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,967 'Cause of the Constitution. You ever heard of it, lady? 158 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:52,639 My name is Ella Jane Dunbar. 159 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,766 Now, I don't know what little A.M. radio station 160 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:58,060 told you to pause your Nintendo to come here, 161 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,812 but I can assure you 162 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,648 that if anyone interferes with my polling place, 163 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:06,945 you will watch me put my foot up in their ass. 164 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:11,282 Now take your little Rambo outfit and go back home to your mama's basement. 165 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:12,910 It's a guest house. 166 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:15,411 $20 to switch places. 167 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,496 21 and all the bubblegum you can chew. 168 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,415 You know they're not gonna let us walk in like this. 169 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,334 No, they are not. You know what they're gonna do? 170 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:24,086 Put your disrespectful butt right behind me. 171 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:27,423 Because this is my community, and these are my people. 172 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:30,384 - And my jilted lovers. - You don't have any jilted lovers, okay? 173 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:32,428 Man, I have jilted so many. 174 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:35,014 I'm a top-five jilter in this county. 175 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,725 I told you two to get in line, not bribe the voters. 176 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,393 - I'm a pillar of this community. - I was here first. 177 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,312 I don't have time for this mess. 178 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:43,022 Pick a number between one and ten. 179 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,148 Six. 180 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,358 Wow! First guess! 181 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:47,568 Wait a minute. I didn't get to pick a number. 182 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:49,947 You can't get any closer to six than six. 183 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:55,201 Ella, District 53 voters got sent to a closed polling location. 184 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,744 - By "mistake." - Oh, sure. 185 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,496 Just another simple "mistake." 186 00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:00,832 A few of them have been rerouted here. 187 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,128 That's not a few. 188 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:07,422 That's a flood. 189 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,383 Oh, my! 190 00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:12,177 Holy Moses, help us all. 191 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:18,015 Why should we have to wait longer? I was in line for hours. 192 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:21,352 You don't get no special treatment just 'cause your polling place shut down. 193 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:23,354 If you can't handle the wait, go home. 194 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:24,605 Tameka! 195 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,607 Nobody is going home. 196 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:28,776 District 53 folks, form a second line. 197 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:31,070 We'll merge you in zipper-style. 198 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:34,699 So when we get up there, somebody else is gonna get in front of me? 199 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:38,036 Harry, I am doing the best I can. 200 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:42,206 Man, leave her alone. She's a member of our community. 201 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,334 Did you say "our community?" 202 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,502 You've lived here for two years. 203 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:49,171 You don't even wave. You don't even say hello. 204 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,299 You don't even wave and say hello. 205 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:54,302 Matter of fact, you do a zero combination of waving and saying hello. 206 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,470 Oh, I say hello. Just not to you. 207 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:58,264 And you want to know why? 208 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:01,600 'Cause the first time I met you, all you had to say was 209 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,270 "Better not park on my lawn." 210 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,229 And you'd better not. 211 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:08,941 Man, you had it out for me since the day I moved in to my house. 212 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,777 You don't even know whose house you moved into. 213 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,989 The Franks lived there. They were my neighbors for 38 years. 214 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:17,074 Yeah, and they deserve a medal for that. 215 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,785 They were looking to sell, and I was looking to buy. 216 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,495 Two self-interests aligning. 217 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,581 Whatever. 218 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,083 Did you just push me? 219 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,793 I'm 6'4" and three bills. 220 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,963 If I pushed you... 221 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,466 you would've known it. 222 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,925 That was a slight bump. 223 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:39,514 Yeah, well, why don't you slightly bump 224 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:45,312 someone your own remarkable size. 225 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:51,942 Actually, with a touch of vodka, it wouldn't be half bad. 226 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:54,070 All right, stop stalling. Truth or dare? 227 00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:55,237 Truth. 228 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,239 You seeing anyone? 229 00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:59,450 No. Kind of hard to find a penthouse man 230 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,744 in a town filled with three-story buildings. 231 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:02,703 Truth or dare? 232 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:03,663 Truth. 233 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,749 Have you ever dated a trans woman? 234 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:07,709 Not yet. 235 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:10,419 What about you? 236 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,462 I only like men. 237 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,757 Noted. Truth or dare? 238 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:15,884 Dare. 239 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:20,847 Go on a date with me. 240 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,310 You own a penthouse I'm not aware of? 241 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,609 Can we please pipe down? 242 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,528 I'm trying to watch the road. 243 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:39,031 Change the radio. I want to hear that Cardi B. Hey! 244 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:43,328 We are esteemed elders, not giggling pubescents. 245 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,704 Put on some jazz. 246 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,373 Fine, Jazz. Jazz it is. 247 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,834 I don't want to hear that. 248 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,712 Who is throwing candy at the driver? 249 00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,215 Ow! All right, that is enough! 250 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,634 Lord help me. 251 00:11:58,885 --> 00:11:59,885 Everybody out! 252 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:03,306 So, who was it, hmm? 253 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:09,562 Who was flinging Werther's Originals at me? 254 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:13,608 You know it wasn't Bertha. She only has that cheap old candy. 255 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,320 Y'all know who I'm picking up next, right? 256 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:21,158 The Dialysis Divas. 257 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:22,867 That's right. 258 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:26,246 Most reliable voting bloc in Mobile for 60 years. 259 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:31,750 And I know you don't want them finding out you made them late. 260 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:32,793 Sorry, Louis. 261 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,753 Okay. We'll behave. 262 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,340 Now, everyone back in the van. Come on. 263 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,635 Damn. Now I want a Werther's. 264 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,141 Thanks. Come on. 265 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:50,269 Okay, look, I can respect the fact that you don't wanna go out with me. 266 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,270 Here we go. 267 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,814 But can you at least tell me why? 268 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,275 I'm a big boy. I can take it. 269 00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:57,318 You live with your kid. 270 00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,486 You live with your dad. 271 00:12:58,487 --> 00:12:59,445 You work at a car wash. 272 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,404 You don't work at all. 273 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,489 I avoid toxicity. 274 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,531 Who's toxic? 275 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,824 Every man I've ever been with. 276 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,535 Well, if everywhere you go smells like shit, time to check your own shoe. 277 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,495 Says the felon. 278 00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:08,662 Says the runaway. 279 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:09,622 You're rude. 280 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:10,789 I'm honest. 281 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,335 I deserve way better than you. 282 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,842 Sir, no turntables. 283 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,720 Please, no performing! 284 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:25,972 Calm down. 285 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,433 Oh, for the love of baby Jesus. No open flames! 286 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,893 - Whatever, lady. - Did any of you people listen 287 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,645 to any of my rules? 288 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,271 - Man, would you stop? - Stop touching me! 289 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:37,733 Get off me! 290 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,569 Miguel, Harry-- what is going on here?! 291 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,321 GI Jose here, he's trying to kill me. 292 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,406 You are acting like a child. 293 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:47,284 Well, I wouldn't be screaming and carrying on like this 294 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,870 if you just did your job. 295 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:51,372 Excuse me? 296 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:53,250 Well, look at this, Ella. It's a mess out here! 297 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,752 You're just bad at this. 298 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:02,216 In any community, that look means you're about to get your ass kicked. 299 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,552 Shut up. Get out of the way. 300 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,927 Harry Slate... 301 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:08,764 Do you solemnly swear to perform the duties of election officer 302 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:09,848 according to the law? 303 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,849 Try to do what now? 304 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,018 I heard "yes," so... 305 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:16,564 By the power vested in me by the state of Alabama, 306 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:21,193 I now proclaim you official electoral inspector. 307 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,194 Huh? 308 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,572 You do the work! 309 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,365 All right. 310 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:27,701 I can do this. 311 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:29,953 All right. All right now. 312 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,204 New sheriff in town. 313 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,374 Everybody not named "Miguel" 314 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,419 come on down to the front. 315 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,962 Step over there. 316 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,172 Come on down. Come on in. 317 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,799 He-- he's not really-- 318 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,759 Stay. 319 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,891 Um, Mack, I'm... 320 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,935 so sorry about what I said earlier. 321 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,229 It's just this... 322 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,815 whole Alabama thing, it's temporary for me, you know? 323 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,484 No need to apologize. 324 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,696 Glad I humiliated myself by asking. 325 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:11,911 What is that? 326 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,001 NeNe Leakes? 327 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,503 Hey, local people, any chance I can get a wash? 328 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,256 Hell yeah. I'm on it. 329 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,049 Why are you even here? 330 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,176 And more importantly, why are you running for Water Commissioner? 331 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:28,135 Why not? 332 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,596 Hey! You know my campaign slogan! 333 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,641 We just left a wild polling place. 334 00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:36,894 People were fighting and screaming, throwing food at the bus. 335 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:41,148 A devastating commentary on the state of the American democracy 336 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,232 if you ask me. 337 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:45,069 More devastating than celebrities running for public office? 338 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,237 People from the country club moved me here, 339 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:50,949 put me on the ballot, and think I'm gonna privatize water. 340 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,451 But they're gonna shit a brick 341 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,746 when I announce my Water for the People Initiative. 342 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,247 Power to the people. Okay! 343 00:15:57,248 --> 00:16:00,459 You see? Some of us Southerners have plenty to offer. 344 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,796 This is a big ass bus. You think you got enough muscle? 345 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,131 She's right. I could use the extra hands. 346 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,258 Or are you too good for this, too? 347 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,804 Watch and learn. Give me that sprayer. 348 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:16,810 ♪ Jesus is the President of America ♪ 349 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,353 People, have you lost your damn minds? 350 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,856 Are y'all three fries short of a Happy Meal? 351 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:25,235 Religion is dead, you idiot! 352 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,861 Well, I'll see you in Hell then, libtard. 353 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,571 You got the wrong person on the right day. 354 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,115 Man, you need to get that old lady back. 355 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,534 Hell no. I got everything under control. 356 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,453 Fire! 357 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:36,913 Wow. 358 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,457 We need to call that old lady back. 359 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,837 Hey, be sure to keep that nozzle pointed down 360 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,630 so dirt doesn't shoot back on to the bus. 361 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,257 You don't think I worked here as a kid? 362 00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,843 I could give a TED talk on these mangy sprayers. 363 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:54,305 I'm hearing a lot of animosity. You two screwin'? 364 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,517 Hey, hey. Remember, straight strokes. 365 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,270 You don't wanna get swirl marks. 366 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:04,022 How does a girl from the city not remember things like that? 367 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,191 Are you calling me bougie? 368 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,901 My edges! 369 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,738 Oh, my bad. No, it was an accident, I swear. 370 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,699 It was an accident, I swear. 371 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,908 It's on. 372 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,873 Yep. Definitely screwin'. 373 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:25,211 Ella! 374 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,713 Harry, what on Earth? 375 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,965 How are you already this deep into a beauty regimen? 376 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,176 I'm efficient. 377 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:32,593 What do you want? 378 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:36,305 The voting line, it's chaos down there, and I need you to come back and fix it. 379 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:39,391 You want me to come back and fix what you broke? 380 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,102 No, the system broke it, Ella. 381 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,812 Yeah, I did too. 382 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,063 So you need me then? 383 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,191 I need you desperately. The whole community does. 384 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:51,236 Oh, come on. I've been taking care of this community for 42 years. 385 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:55,157 Marching, voting, baking, feeding everybody's dirty little kids. 386 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,826 And while everybody else gets to just show up, complain, 387 00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,286 and grab their little stickers, 388 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,122 I am there working my finger to the bone trying to uphold 389 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,626 the one thing that gives our people a voice. 390 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,464 I've given so much I got nothing left for myself. 391 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:14,844 So, Mr. Harry, if you want to be a real pillar of this community, 392 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,846 you carry the load. 393 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,098 You're right, Ella. 394 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:24,728 And I'm sorry I, uh, interrupted your sexy tub time. 395 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,564 Me too. 396 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:31,652 Ella, you don't have to come back and fix things. 397 00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,112 But did you vote? 398 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:35,907 Shit! 399 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:39,451 Let me just say what an honor it is 400 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,037 to shuttle The Dialysis Divas. 401 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:49,127 Such a lovely, dignified, quiet group of community elders 402 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,256 who rarely throw things. Gonna be a great day. 403 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:55,844 Of course. 404 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,263 License and registration. 405 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:00,473 Okay. 406 00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:07,063 Um, what seems to be the problem, officer? 407 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:08,939 I'm not even driving. 408 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,440 You're blocking the street. 409 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:11,651 Isn't this a loading zone? 410 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,530 I'm sorry, I thought I left room. Just taking these ladies to vote. 411 00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,699 This van is registered to a church. 412 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,159 It's our church. I'm the choir director there. 413 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,413 Just using the van as a voting shuttle today. 414 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,581 Go voting! 415 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,000 I'm gonna need to confiscate this vehicle. 416 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,586 What? Why? 417 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,588 For all I know, it's stolen. 418 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,965 You think I stole this van? 419 00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:38,176 Then kidnapped 12 old ladies to take them voting? 420 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:43,975 Sir, either I confiscate the vehicle, or it's handcuffs. 421 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,145 I'll let you make the decision. 422 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:49,646 I can't believe this! 423 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,566 Polls close in 20 minutes! 424 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,777 Y'all haven't missed a vote in 60 years. 425 00:19:55,528 --> 00:20:00,115 I marched on Selma, and I'll march here, too. 426 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,535 - Can't get rid of us that easy. - I know that's right. 427 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,289 They've underestimated our resolve. 428 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,167 And our supply of compression socks. Bam! 429 00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,628 Oh, my God! 430 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,425 I tried to get it back, Ella, but it was just too far gone. 431 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,804 We are really living in End Times. 432 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,765 I didn't realize how you were holding things together. 433 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:27,017 Look! 434 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:31,689 The Dialysis Divas! 435 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:36,778 Those are the pillars of our community. 436 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:43,325 And they've been holding us up for a long time. 437 00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:47,871 ♪ Will the circle be unbroken? ♪ 438 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,208 ♪ Be unbroken ♪ 439 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,047 Oh. 440 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,928 Well, that was weird. 441 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,597 No weirder than most things these days. 442 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,808 NeNe Leakes knows how to tip. 443 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:08,892 Hmm. 444 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,019 Oh, I gotta get Opal. 445 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,646 Go. I'll finish up. 446 00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:14,189 - Are you sure? - Yeah. I got it. 447 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,024 Thank you. I'm a mess. 448 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,819 She's rich, bitch. 449 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:41,592 You know... 450 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,429 about the whole date thing... 451 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,015 forget I even mentioned it. 452 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,976 Uh-huh. Yep. Forgotten. 453 00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:00,194 He drank wine from a toilet. 454 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,447 He drank wine from a toilet. 455 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,116 He drank wine from a toilet. 456 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,083 On the next Clean Slate... 457 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,544 Girl, this is Mardi Gras. You got drunkards out there, 458 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:21,840 you got criminals out there, and people who click Reply All for no damn reason. 459 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,051 Opal's made a real friend. 460 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,135 How about a slumber party? 461 00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:27,138 Whoa! Easy, tiger! 462 00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,431 It's been nice and all, but I like to move slow. 463 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:35,687 Desiree is getting mouth-to-mouth by some random man! 464 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,980 Good for her! 465 00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:38,816 How do I get in this thing? 466 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:40,525 Back there. 467 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:43,154 Maybe if you just-- Can you help her?